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Sayings & quotes about chocolate

  • Good chocolate in the morning dispels grief and worries.
    Helmar Aufischer (Graz Chocolatier)

  • Research shows that 14 out of 10 people like chocolate.
    Sandra Boynton (American comedian and writer)

  • Everything is good when it's made of chocolate.
    Jo Brand (English comedian, actress and author)

  • The chocolate, the turkey and the pineapple are the three things for which the eater owes real gratitude to the discoverer of America.
    George Ezekiel (German writer and journalist)

  • You can't make everyone happy - you are not chocolate.
    S. Szumilas (winner of the chocri competition "1,000 chocolate sayings")

  • Chocolate is happiness that can be eaten.
    Ursula Kohaupt (German lecturer, editor and author)

  • Beautiful memories are like chocolate: you can't live on them because they're not nutritious, but they sweeten your life.
    Janine Weger (German aphorist)

  • Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get.
    From the movie "Forrest Gump"

  • A little bit of sweet things can make a lot of bitter things disappear.
    Francesco Petrarca (Italian poet)

  • Chocolate is comfort without words.
    Ursula Kohaupt (German lecturer, editor and author)

  • Chocolate is love that you give yourself.
    Sonja Blumenthal (German author)

  • Nothing arouses desire like a piece of chocolate that you cannot have.
    Nina Sandmann (German author)

  • Don't think chocolate is a substitute for love. Rather, love is a substitute for chocolate.
    Miranda Ingram (fictional character)

  • A tiny bit of chocolate can make a lot of bitter taste go away.
    Francesco Petrarca (Italian poet)

  • The chocolate packaging says: "Resealable". Hahaha that was good!

  • Save the earth. It is the only planet that has chocolate.
    Dianne Castell (American author)

  • I'm scho (c) kiert or whatever it means when you smear yourself with chocolate.
    unknown author

  • If chocolate is the answer, then the question doesn't matter.
    unknown author

  • A person who does not eat chocolate misses life.
    Frederic Morton (American / Austrian writer)

  • Chocolate doesn't solve problems, but neither does an apple.
    unknown author

  • All you need is love But a little chocolate every now and then doesn't hurt either.
    Charles M. Schulz (American comic artist)

  • Chocolate connects people - in good times and bad, it is always by our side.
    N. Nollau

  • As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate is also fruit!
    unknown author

  • You are strong if you can break a bar of chocolate into four pieces with your bare hands and then only eat one of them.
    unknown author

  • Shop girls unload chocolate in a chocolate shop. Shop girls unload chocolate in a chocolate shop.
    unknown author

  • Whatever the question, chocolate is the answer.
    unknown author

  • Life without chocolate is possible, but pointless.
    unknown author

  • Chocolate doesn't ask, chocolate understands.
    unknown author

  • Chocolate knows what women need.
    R. Schabow

  • That wouldn't have happened with chocolate in your stomach!
    J. B├╝chel

  • Chocolate is God's excuse for broccoli.
    Richard Paul Evans (American writer)

  • Chuck Norris doesn't eat chocolate - Chuck Norris is chocolate.
    M. Kalina

  • Less is more. Except for chocolate.
    J. Eiser

  • Sweet like chocolate
    Shanks & Bigfoot song title

  • Like most beautiful things, chocolate has its very own season. There's a simple reminder to help you decide if it's okay to eat chocolate now: any month whose name includes the letter A, E, or U is the right time for chocolate.
    Sandra Boynton (American comedian and writer)

  • Don't spoil the sublime chocolate enjoyment with feelings of guilt. Chocolate is not like premarital intercourse. It doesn't make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
    Lora Brody (American cook and author)

  • You know, I have a monastic lifestyle. No really. I live extremely. I go back and forth. Once every six months I have a day when I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by any human being.
    Jim Carrey (American actor and comedian)

  • Chocolate is tangible, tangible and, above all, a feeling of happiness that has become edible.
    Wim Wenders (German director and photographer)

  • Women have many enemies - besides chocolate and men.
    Doctor's Diary (German-Austrian TV series)

  • I wasn't paying attention to my line and never intended to. What you see from me is the result of a lifetime of indulging in chocolate.
    Katherine Hepburn (American actress)

  • Surrender to your craving for chocolate without complexities and false guilt, because remember: no sane person is without a spark of madness!
    La Rochefoucauld (French moralist and politician)

  • Every day I eat the four staple foods that are essential for health: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate and cocoa.
    Bebra Tracy (American chocolate expert)

  • Life is like a box of chocolates, halfway through you realize how much you hate yourself.
    unknown author